All T-Shirts (1869)

The 2012 London Olympics were a great success and the whole country had a sense of jubilation and joy from the British success on the medal tables, the willingness and selflessness of thousands of volunteersÃâ€?Ǫ and the sight of London's mayor Boris Johnson getting stuck mid-air dangling from a zip wire. That week's edition of our regular Caption Competition over on the 8Ball Facebook page gave us our all-time ever entry with the comment 'London gets its cock stuck in a zip' and now we've taken to immortalise this famous moment on a t-shirt. Featuring the word 'BORIS' in a highlighted, upper case text with the bumbling mayor as the 'I', this is just one of the brand new political t-shirt designs we have created in time for the 2015 UK General Election, #Ge2015. All of our satirical t shirts are printed to order in-house on 100% cotton t shirts. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

Mando Sign SpinnerT Shirt by Brazilian artist Mathiole. A commission from every sale goes to them. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

Let everyone know that you'd love to spam their inbox with this funny t shirt! Has a distressed print of the text which usually would seem innocent but in the context of a t-shirt slogan sounds pretty rude! Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

With this awesome t-shirt you'll never have trouble classifying zombies again. This tee shows an illustration of each of the four main kinds of zombie, along with an explanation of each. The text reads: "Know Your Zombies - Classic: Shambling, slow and relatively easy to kill. Don't underestimate these guys though, they want to eat your brain and are very dangerous in numbers. Rage Virus: Similar to the Classic but faster and angrier. Forget the slow moaning march towards you, these nasties will run at you screaming, desperate to infect you. Bioweapon: Relentless, unstoppable and utterly deadly, this badass is armed to the teeth and lives only to hunt you down. There is only one tactic when this guy's around: RUN. Thriller: The Thriller zombies crawl out of the grave to 'terrorize your neighbourhood', which they do by performing large and perfectly choreographed dance routines. Hee Hee! Please note this is a funny tee, not official merchandise of any kind. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

Join the Worst Heroes Ever in their stay at one of the DC universe's most notorious prison facilities. Alongside the other members of Task Force X, aka the Suicide Squad, show the world that you’re coming from the bad side of justice. Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly in to the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash. Printed to order and normally dispatched in 1 working day. UK orders are dispatched as a first class post, international orders are sent using a priority Airmail service. For sizing information please see out size guide above Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

This I Robot inspired t-shirt features a Fahrenheit 451-created version of the logo for US Robotics, printed with a retro distressed effect. USR are the company behind the NS-5, the robots which are sold in huge numbers as 'domestic assistants'. But what happens if those robots begin to think for themselves? Just ask Will Smith! This is a 100% cotton homage I Robot t-shirt created by Fahrenheit 451 and not official I Robot merchandise. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

This Dexter inspired t-shirt features a logo for the Miami Chills company. Loyal Dexter fans will immediately recognize this as the company which originally owned the refrigerated truck that Brian Moser used as a mobile corpse chiller! This is a great one for Dexter fans, how many of your fellow fans will spot the reference? This t-shirt is inspired by hit TV show Dexter, not an official product. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

If you love Arrested Development as much as us here at 8ball then you need this Arrested Development inspired t-shirt in your life, it features the slogan 'Dr Funke's 100% Natural Good Time Family Band Solution' Tobias Funke, Lindsay and their daughter Maeby decided to form a folk group in the mid 90's which was underwritten by Natural Life Food Company, with his relationship on the rocks he decides to get the band back together to try and rekindle some of that love. This t-shirt is not an official design. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

This vintage-look print features the golden lion emblem of House Corrino, along with theirmotto "Law is the Ultimate Science". Celebrate the house who defeated the Thinking Machines with this. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

Buy Funny T-Shirts at 8Ball. I Love Uranus T-Shirt. Features a distressed, vintage-look print of the planet Uranus (yes! it does have rings around it!) with the slogan "I love Uranus". Well who doesn't? When it comes to heavenly bodies I love Uranus. etc etc. 100% cotton funny t-shirt. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?As the saying goes, if you can't beat them, join them! Put on a happy face with this tee featuring Mr. J's new catchphrase, with a hint of his famous clown makeup coming through the design. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

Here's the perfect Halloween Costume for all you gentlemen sporting impressive beer bellies out there! Sidestep having to actually go to the effort of dressing up as a zombie, superhero etc. and just go to the party as a fat guy! This awesome costume simply has the slogan "I'm dressed as a fat guy" in white letters across the chest. People will think this is hilarious and you won't have to dress up. Result. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

This t-shirt features the slogan "Gamer" in the style of a well known video game company that also used to make its own consoles (remember them?). Let everyone know that you are a gamer with this! Not a licensed product. 100% cotton t shirt. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

This t-shirt features an image of the dreaded Red Ring of Death, signifying the demise of your beloved console. Has the slogan "Game Over" underneath in red lettering. If you have suffered this then show your hatred of the red ring with this tee! This is a 100% cotton video gamers t shirt. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

The Doctor is a woman!!!!!! This tee is a great way to show some subtle love for the 13th Doctor featuring our original design that mixes a Gallifreyan Timelord symbol with the symbol of the female gender! This is not official merch. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

Full Scottish breakfast t shirt. Let everyone know what you want for breakfast with this t-shirt with white print. Eggs, bacon, sausage... the works! Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

This is a beauty! Here we have Zidane head-butting Marco Materazzi in the chest with the slogan Zidouken, which is a term from the street fighter games. The graphic is simple featuring a simple white print of Zidane and Marco with two blue clashing images showing the pure impact as seen in the street fighter games. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

Get behind the triggers of the Falcon's AG-2G quad laser cannon. The cannons were installed onto the top and bottom of the Falcon by Lando Calrissian, modified by Han, and could destroy a TIE fighter with a single blast. 100 cotton tshirtfeaturing the viewfinder CPU Luke, Chewie, Han and Lando see when blasting their enemies into orbit. #8ballbestseller Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

This graphic artist t-shirt features a stencil grafitti style design showing the familiar evolution of man diagram from an ape to a modern day man, except that here each stage of the evolution has a balloon on a string, which has been let go by the modern man. This is a 100% cotton street art style t-shirt. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

Calm down Lynn! You're suffering from minor women's whiplash! Styled after the famous 'Keep Calm and Carry On' design, this tee instead remembers the scene in which Alan has a minor accident with Lynn in hisRover.Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

This funny festive Christmas men's t-shirt features the slogan 'I've got O.C.D Obsessive Christmas Disorder' in think bold red, green font, there is a tree decoration making the O in O.C.D giving the t-shirt that extra seasonal festive feel. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

Buy Funny T-Shirts at 8Ball. Chaos, Panic, Fear, My Work Here Is Done T-Shirt. 100% cotton T-Shirt with one colour print. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

This tshirt is a homage to the local hotspot that is Cannock Chase, famous for its rolling hills, bracing walks, and the wrong side of wildlife. If you need this one explaining, better not buy it. Its a retro brown tee with a white sign style print. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

Got a bit of a cough? The sneezes maybe? INFECTED!!! Do the right thing and let everyone know you are tainted and they should stay away with this! Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

This Banksy tee features the 'Love Rat' design from the master of street art. Done in his stencil spray style, this tee has an image of a rat holding a paintbrush who has daubed a large red heart shape on the tee behind him. This is a 100% cotton Banksy Love Rat t-shirt. 10% of all royalties from our Banksy t-shirt range are donated to charity. You can find out more about the charities which 8Ball supports in the help section of our website. Thanks for your support. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.