Funny, Slogan and Geek T Shirts (1016)

Distressed print of the lyrical quote: "I was looking for some action, but all i found was cigarettes and alcohol".Please note this is not official merchandise. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

Christmaaaas Tiiiime! Don't Let the Bells End!!! Show your festive spirit and your love of bells not ending with this :) Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

Capturing the greatest Christmas movie of all time (take THAT Die Hard!), this knitted-look design features the bullet-through-the-eggnog moment, Riggs' suicide bullet wrapped in a bow, the smiley-face-target-man and other great moments from the movie. Not to mention the most famous line in an action movie "I'm too old for this sh*t", which can apply just as easily to the Christmas season as it can to Murtaugh's imminent retirement! Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

What better way could there be for kids to spend there time than learning how to cast spells and curses? The two kids shownhere seem to be having a grand old time. We're sure the demon with the skull face that they have summoned is friendly. This design is licensed by the artist Steven Rhodes and a commission from each sale goes directly to them.Buying this design ensures independent artists are financially supported. Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly in to the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

You’ve never had a lager and gin and tonic and Baileys Irish Cream chaser? They're called... uhhhh... Ladyboys. Show some love for the greatest (or at least funniest) cocktail ever created with this!Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

The New Wellness Centre is a new-age clinic, and definitely not a cult, that Jez - Sorry, Jared, Joined because he wanted somewhere warm to hang out for a while, and also because he might have been feeling a bit guilty about sleeping with his best friends ex. Please note this is not an officially licensed product. Sustainability Message All 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

When you're named employee of the month, you really want to make sure that your speech is really spectacular. Which is why Jen enlisted the help of Roy and Moss. Unfortunately for Jen she'd annoyed them enough that they decided to play a prank on her. Please note this is not an officially licensed product. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

As John McClane said to Hans Gruber, "Yippee Kayak Other Buckets"... oh wait. Bursting out of a vent and taking down a criminal armed with a gun is definitely McClane level badasserry, it's just a shame Boyle completely botched the catchphrase. Please note this is not an officially licensed product. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

Despite the name, if there's one Quidditch ball that isn't gone talk to the cops, it's the Golden Snitch. The Golden Snitch ain't never ratted on one of it's homies and it sure as hell ain't about to start now. This design is licensed by the artist DinoMike and a commission from each sale goes directly to them.Buying this design ensures independent artists are financially supported. Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly in to the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash. Printed to order and normally dispatched in 1 working day. For postal services available, please select the delivery information tab. For sizing information please see our size guide below. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

There are few games more twisted than the ones Jigsaw concocts for his victims. I'd think twice before taking him up on the offer of a game, it's unlikely to end as pleasantly as an argument over monopoly. Please note this is not an officially licensed product. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

People with common interests meet up all the time. Video game expo's, comic con's and the list goes on. So it would make sense that Time Travelers might meet up to discuss ideas and developments in the technology and have a drink, right? This design is licensed by the artist Branko Ricov and a commission from each sale goes directly to them. Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly in to the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash. Printed to order and normally dispatched in 1 working day. For postal services available, please select the delivery information tab. For sizing information please see our size guide below Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

If there's one Bat I reckon Ozzy Osbourne would have a hard time biting the head off of it's the Dark Knight! Inspired by Batman and Black Sabbath, Mathiole brings us this amusing mash up design. This design is licensed by the artist Mathiole and a commission from each sale goes directly to them. Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly in to the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash. Printed to order and normally dispatched in 1 working day. For postal services available, please select the delivery information tab. For sizing information please see our size guide below Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

Declare wherever you are to be a Tory Free Zone with this tee from Newscrasher. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

You know John, from The Winchester? Big Al says he's East End Mafia. Why do you think there's a rifle above the bar? With this ladies Winchester Coat of Arms fitted-style t-shirt you can look like you frequent Shaun and Ed's local and the scene of one of the best zombie shootouts ever seen on film! Show some love for the pub with heavy doors and where they know us with this. Plus, there's a Breville out back if you're hungry. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

Since first we began to evolve from our ape ancestors, man has walked the Earth. But that all just led up to the most important event in the history of evolution – the invention of the skateboard! This tee shows man changing from an early ape to the pinnacle of humanity – the skateboarder. Below the image is the simple slogan 'Evolve', to encourage the knuckle-dragging none-skaters of this world to catch up! Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

This childs tee features an image of a pair of crossed electric guitars with the slogan "The Future of Rock 'n' Roll". If you already know that your kid's gonna be a huge rock star when they grow up then this tee will let everyone know in advance that they are looking at the future of rock n roll! This is a 100% cotton kids t-shirt. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

This Shakespeare t-shirt brings Shakespeare right up to date! Well, maybe not quite up to date as he is wearing a 1980's style pair of red and blue 3D glasses. But that's still pretty modern for a guy born in the 16th Century! This is a 100% cotton Shakespeare t shirt. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

An exclusive look into the kitchen cupboard at the Cameron's gaff down at Downing Street, this is probably what the leader of the Tory Party drinks his morning cup of tea (he definitely puts the milk in first) out of before a hard day's work having to sit opposite Ed Miliband. Our brand new t-shirt design features a full colour print of David Cameron's mug taking a sip out of a Margaret Thatcher mug, in Tory blue colours. Just one of the many new satirical and political t shirts added to 8Ball for the 2015 General Election, #GE2015, all printed on 100% cotton t-shirts. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

The ultimate Christmas song is probably the most unlikely one, with tales of drunken fights, jailtime and hurling insults in the street the Fairytale of New York pretty much sums up what it's like to be stuck with family over the Christmas period with no escape. We've a perfect t-shirt to sum up the humbug attitude to Christmas with this Happy Christmas Your Arse t-shirt inspired by the song. This one colour print features the slogan in a festive style font and is printed on regular fit men's t-shirts at 8Ball. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

New slogan t-shirt from 8Ball featuring a one colour slightly distressed print with the slogan "Life Is What Happens While You're Busy Making Other Plans". Available in your choice of four colours. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

Using the latest in direct to garment (dtg) digital printing technology, this new t-shirt has a soft finish which will last through multiple washes. This garment is printed to order and is normally dispatched within 24 to 48 hours of your order being placed. All UK orders are sent out using first class Royal Mail post, while European and Rest of the World orders are shipped using a priority AirMail service. Based on the famous Jaws movie poster, this design replaces the terrifying shark with a not so terrifying kitten. Check out the size guide for advice on measurements and for peace of mind remember that all orders can take advantage of our 30 days returns period. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

This t-shirt features an image of Jesus playing a video game, with the slogan "Jesus Saves - after every level". Well Jesus ain't stupid, he doesn't wanna have to replay levels that he's already completed! This is a 100% cotton funny video games t shirt. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

This funny t-shirt features the slogan "Invisibility T-Shirt - Currently Deactivated". Image all the fun you could have with a t-shirt that could turn you invisible! (please note this t-shirt does not actualy turn you invisible). This is a 100% cotton funny tee. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

This I'm A Fishing Dad design features a one colour distressed effect print with the slogan 'I'm A Fishing Dad, Like A Normal Dad, Just Way More Awesome'. A perfect gift for the fisherman in your life for birthdays, Fathers Day or at Christmas.Printed on 100% Cotton* Mens T Shirts using the latest in DTG technologyUsually dispatched within 24 to 48 hoursUK orders posted by first class Royal MailInternational orders by posted Priority AirMailPlease see the size guides for information on fitAll orders fall under our no-hassle 30 days returns period*Ash Grey, Antique colours are 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.

Featuring a distressed effect, one colour print of the slogan "I'm A Bowling Grandad, Like A Normal Grandad, Just Way More Awesome" and finished off with an illustration of a bowling ball.Printed on 100% Cotton* Mens T Shirts using the latest in DTG technology. Usually dispatched within 24 to 48 hours. UK orders posted by first class Royal Mail. International orders by posted Priority AirMail. Please see the size guides for information on fit. All orders fall under our no-hassle 30 days returns period. *Ash Grey, Antique colours are 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.