We all have a geek inside us. Some of us are proud geeks who love comic book conventions and dressing up as our favourite characters, others are hidden geeks with secret collections of unopened Star Wars figures lining their bedroom wall shelves. But we say, embrace your inner geek and unleash your quirky eccentricities. If the world loves the likes of Sheldon and Howard, why wouldn’t they love you?
Whether you are a sci-fi fanatic, a hardcore gamer, or a TBBT devotee, we have the perfect geek clothing for you. From funny computer shirts that only your fellow techies will understand to the latest Doctor Who t shirt that guarantees to impress any budding timelord to gaming tees with a difference, here at 8Ball, we offer something for everyone. Unleash your inner geek with a t-shirt that speaks volumes of your passion.
Don’t consider yourself a geek but love a bit of nostalgia instead? We’ve got you covered too with our signature collection of cult movie tees, 80s & 90s inspired t-shirts, classic British comedy merch and even retro gaming tees. Look and feel the part in no time with our geek t-shirts.
Can’t find what you are looking for? Fear not. Our team of talented designers are constantly on the lookout for new images and ideas for our funny computer geek shirts and welcome feedback from our fellow geeks. So if you can’t see what you want, let us know and we can work our magic.
And don’t forget, you can always create your own custom design with one of our personalised t-shirts that guarantee a truly unique item that will be the envy of all your friends. This could be the perfect gift for the geek in your life and really allow them to show off to their friends.
Here's a funny tee that's great for raising a laugh this summer. Has the slogan "It's only sausage roll but I like it". Who doesn't love a sausage roll??
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This funny Christmas t-shirt features an image of Satan Claus - the devil-horned anti-Santa! Has a distressed, battered print of the slogan "Satan Claus knows when you're sleeping" which is a reference to the famous Xmas song "Santa Claus is coming to town" in which we are told "He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake". This is a 100% cotton black Satan Claus t shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This girls retro weather tshirt has the symbol for what must be our favourite two kinds of weather - sun and snow. We could all do without wind, rain etc but everybody loves the sun and the snow right? This is a girls classic fit 100% cotton retro weather T shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Everyone knows that Dog says 'woof', cat says 'meow', bird says 'tweet' and mouse says 'squeak'. It's common knowledge that cow says 'moo', frog says 'croak' and the elephant says 'toot'. But tell me this... what does the fox say? This funny ladies t-shirt is based on the internet music video that poses this tricky conundrum, featuring an image of a cute fox that has a speech balloon with a question mark inside!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Everyone's favourite Christmas song comes to life with this new festive t-shirt from the huge new range at 8Ball. Everyone knows that the start of the festive season only kicks in when Noddy Holder's screaming Iiit's Chriiistmas and this one colour print, available on three different styles of t-shirt, is great for anyone in the Christmas spirit. Printed on fitted style women's tees in house at 8Ball.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Featuring one of his many unintentionally funny lines, this Sherlock inspired t-shirt has the slogan "I'm not insulting you - I'm just describing you". This line sums up the brilliance of the character as he is a total genius but also has virtually no social skills. Show some love for Cumberbatch and co with this!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
There are many kinds of Walkers, Jedi Knights, International Superstars, mindless Zombies, Salt and Vinegar, and The Night's king come to mind. All these different Walkers have one thing in common, they're all awesome.
This design is licensed by the artist Branko Ricov and a commission from each sale goes directly to them. Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly in to the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash. Printed to order and normally dispatched in 1 working day. For postal services available, please select the delivery information tab. For sizing information please see our size guide below
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This T-Shirt bears the advice Nancy gave to the ill-fated Glen in A Nightmare on Elm Street. If only he'd listened he might have survived. This design features the quote "Whatever you do don't fall asleep" in text with the same design as Freddy's Jumper. Please note this is not an officially licensed product.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
If you work really hard and follow your dreams, then the dream demon ghost of a former serial child murderer will hunt you through your dreams, night after night until he gets you.
This design is licensed by the artist DinoMike and a commission from each sale goes directly to them.Buying this design ensures independent artists are financially supported. Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly in to the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash. Printed to order and normally dispatched in 1 working day. For postal services available, please select the delivery information tab. For sizing information please see our size guide below
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This t-shirt quotes the track Me Against the World, with a vintage, worn-style print of the lyrics: "Even the Genius Asks Questions".Note this is a not licensed product.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This tee quotes the song Tear in my Heart, with a distressed, vintage-look print of the lyrics: "Sometimes You Gotta Bleed to Know That You're Alive".Please note this is not official merchandise.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Mark's got himself a proper girlfriend. He goes out for Croissants. There really is no way to prove he's not a normal functioning member of the Human Race. Please note this is not an officially licensed product.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Here's a good tee to remind people that you're not to be trifled with! Features Edmund's chilling quote: "Cross me and you'll find that under this playful boyish exterior beats the heart if a ruthless sadistic maniac".Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Kevin Webster's favourite movies included 'Angles with Filthy Souls' and the sequel 'Angels with Even Filthier Souls', from which this famous line comes.
In the first movie, Kevin uses the line 'Keep the change, ya filthy animal', which in the second film becomes the now well-loved Christmas phrase 'Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.'
Printed with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
There's one classic Christmas rhyme that never fails to get us in the festive spirit:
"Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring — except the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation."
Printed with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Awwww wuk at the cwute wikkle kitty! This friendly ball of fur is perfect to keep your kid company with his cute face, soft fur and large bony devil horns. But remember, a demon cat is for life, not just for your satanic ritual.
This design is licensed by the artist Steven Rhodes and a commission from each sale goes directly to them.Buying this design ensures independent artists are financially supported.
Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly in to the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
After the first Nite Owl, Hollis T.Mason, retired he went back to his roots in car repair and opened an auto repair shop. This T-Shirt, inspired by Watchmen, features a logo for Mason's Auto Repairs.ÔªøÔªø Please note this is not an officially licensed product.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
New to our range of TeeVee t-shirts, taking inspiration from the best shows on the small screen, is our take on the law firm run by lawyer-by-day, vigilante-by-night Matt Murdock better known as DareDevil from the hit Netflix series of the same name based on the famous Marvel comic book character. Slated as the first of several Marvel series to appear on Netflix, with AKA Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist and The Defenders to follow over the next few years. This women's t-shirt design features a one colour print of our interpretation of the Murdock & Nelson Attorneys at Law logo and is part of our long-running Multibuy offer range.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Inspired by the Dogs of Hell's New York chapter as seen in the hit show Daredevil. This t-shirt features a front pocket print and a larger back print of the gang's fearsome dog logo. The back print design is finished off with the slogan 'Dogs of Hell, New York MC' for a true biker gang style. Also available without back print. Printed on 100% Cotton* T Shirts using the latest in DTG technology. Usually dispatched within 24 to 48 hours. UK orders posted by first class Royal Mail. International orders by posted Priority AirMail. Please see the size guides for information on fit. All orders fall under our no-hassle 30 days returns period. *Ash Grey, Antique colours are 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Back Off Man Im A Bass Player - Funny Mens T Shirt
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Don't worry grammar fans, the apostrophe in this slogan is deliberately missing! At first glance this tee appears to have the patriotic slogan "We're #1!" but closer inspection reveals the much more realistic slogan "Were #1". Well at least there was a time when we were number one, so lets celebrate that fact! This is a 100% cotton Britain were number one t shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This funny t-shirt features an image of a 'Can of Whoopass' and the slogan "Warning: Don't make me open this can!". Let the world know you keep one handy, ready and waiting to be opened! Can reads: "New: Can of Whoopass" This is a 100% cotton Can of Whoopass Tshirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Drink Drink And Be Drunk - Womens Funny Xmas Tee
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Buy Slogan & Funny Tshirts at 8Ball. Forever I walk Amongst The Ignorant Tshirt. Black shirt with one colour print.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This funny girls tshirt features the slogan "Sarcasm... just one more service that I offer." Let people know that you are always available to be sarcastic at any time! This is a skinny fit 100% cotton girls funny T-shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
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This is feedback: I sent these direct to my friend for his birthday, so I haven't see the T shirts but he is happy with them. Would it be possible to offer a service where the purchaser can send them as a gift to a friend and the bill is not included in the package?