We all have a geek inside us. Some of us are proud geeks who love comic book conventions and dressing up as our favourite characters, others are hidden geeks with secret collections of unopened Star Wars figures lining their bedroom wall shelves. But we say, embrace your inner geek and unleash your quirky eccentricities. If the world loves the likes of Sheldon and Howard, why wouldn’t they love you?
Whether you are a sci-fi fanatic, a hardcore gamer, or a TBBT devotee, we have the perfect geek clothing for you. From funny computer shirts that only your fellow techies will understand to the latest Doctor Who t shirt that guarantees to impress any budding timelord to gaming tees with a difference, here at 8Ball, we offer something for everyone. Unleash your inner geek with a t-shirt that speaks volumes of your passion.
Don’t consider yourself a geek but love a bit of nostalgia instead? We’ve got you covered too with our signature collection of cult movie tees, 80s & 90s inspired t-shirts, classic British comedy merch and even retro gaming tees. Look and feel the part in no time with our geek t-shirts.
Can’t find what you are looking for? Fear not. Our team of talented designers are constantly on the lookout for new images and ideas for our funny computer geek shirts and welcome feedback from our fellow geeks. So if you can’t see what you want, let us know and we can work our magic.
And don’t forget, you can always create your own custom design with one of our personalised t-shirts that guarantee a truly unique item that will be the envy of all your friends. This could be the perfect gift for the geek in your life and really allow them to show off to their friends.
When you're named employee of the month, you really want to make sure that your speech is really spectacular. Which is why Jen enlisted the help of Roy and Moss. Unfortunately for Jen she'd annoyed them enough that they decided to play a prank on her. Please note this is not an officially licensed product.
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The New Wellness Centre is a new-age clinic, and definitely not a cult, that Jez - Sorry, Jared, Joined because he wanted somewhere warm to hang out for a while, and also because he might have been feeling a bit guilty about sleeping with his best friends ex. Please note this is not an officially licensed product.
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All 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
You’ve never had a lager and gin and tonic and Baileys Irish Cream chaser? They're called... uhhhh... Ladyboys. Show some love for the greatest (or at least funniest) cocktail ever created with this!Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Capturing the greatest Christmas movie of all time (take THAT Die Hard!), this knitted-look design features the bullet-through-the-eggnog moment, Riggs' suicide bullet wrapped in a bow, the smiley-face-target-man and other great moments from the movie.
Not to mention the most famous line in an action movie "I'm too old for this sh*t", which can apply just as easily to the Christmas season as it can to Murtaugh's imminent retirement!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Christmaaaas Tiiiime! Don't Let the Bells End!!! Show your festive spirit and your love of bells not ending with this :)
Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This t-shirt features an image of Jesus playing a video game, with the slogan "Jesus Saves - after every level". Well Jesus ain't stupid, he doesn't wanna have to replay levels that he's already completed! This is a 100% cotton funny video games t shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Shooting lasers through a tiny gap in an evil battle station is tough work: that bloke in that film was an excellent shot, especially when you think that he turned off his targeting computer. Call it faith, or just plain arrogance, high five to the chap!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This t-shirt features a souvenir style design printed with a faded, distressed style for retro authenticity with a 'Bradford' logo and an image of a sunset with palm trees (there's loads of palms in Bradford, right?). Show some love for Bradford while raising a few smiles with this 100% cotton City Sunset Bradford t shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Who needs a beautiful sun drenched holiday with exotic palm trees when you live in good old Huddersfield? This funny retro t-shirt features a distressed, worn-look print of a Huddersfield souvenir design that looks like it was bought on a beach. Show love for Huddersfield and make your mates laugh at the same time with this 100% cotton City Sunsets Huddersfield t shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This Dads gift t-shirt features a custom transfer print of the slogan 'My kids made me bald, tired and broke, then bought me this crappy t-shirt and made me wear it'. Its funny cos its true! This is a 100% cotton t-shirt perfect for your Dad on his birthday, Xmas, Fathers day etc.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
There's a devastating change affecting wingmen across the world as they're being replaced with video streaming services and a promise of 'chill'. Now we've no idea what can make binging on box sets a 21st century aphrodisiac but, hey, who are we to judge? This two colour print features a take on the famous logo and is printed on 100% cotton regular fit men's t-shirts using the latest in DTG technology at 8Ball.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Featuring a distressed effect, one colour print of the slogan "I'm A Shooting Grandad, Like A Normal Grandad, Just Way More Awesome" and finished off with an illustration of a pair of shotgun shells.Printed on 100% Cotton* Mens T Shirts using the latest in DTG technology. Usually dispatched within 24 to 48 hours. UK orders posted by first class Royal Mail. International orders by posted Priority AirMail. Please see the size guides for information on fit. All orders fall under our no-hassle 30 days returns period. *Ash Grey, Antique colours are 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This kids tshirt features the slogan "I'm not small, I'm Fun Size". The logo is created in the style of a Snickers bar. Perfect for your own fun size kids! This is a 100% cotton Kids t shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This retro style t-shirt features the slogan "Make a Brew, Not a War", with an image of a teapot in the centre that has a CND (Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament) logo within it. This phrase was first coined in a Monty Python sketch about a gang of vicious biker Grannies, but we think that it is a good motto for us all to live by! This is a 100% cotton Make a brew not a war.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
The ultimate Christmas song is probably the most unlikely one, with tales of drunken fights, jailtime and hurling insults in the street the Fairytale of New York pretty much sums up what it's like to be stuck with family over the Christmas period with no escape. We've a perfect t-shirt to sum up the humbug attitude to Christmas with this Happy Christmas Your Arse t-shirt inspired by the song. This one colour print features the slogan in a festive style font and is printed on regular fit men's t-shirts at 8Ball.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This funny t-shirt features the slogan "My social worker says I'm special". We're all special in our own way, but some people are special enough to have a social worker! This is a 100% cotton slogan t shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
New slogan t-shirt from 8Ball featuring a one colour slightly distressed print with the slogan "Do I Look Like A People Person?". Available in your choice of four colours.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
This childs tee features an image of a pair of crossed electric guitars with the slogan "The Future of Rock 'n' Roll". If you already know that your kid's gonna be a huge rock star when they grow up then this tee will let everyone know in advance that they are looking at the future of rock n roll! This is a 100% cotton kids t-shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
From ape to caveman to modern man… to football player! All of human evolution has led to one thing – the creation of the beautiful game! If you think that football is the pinnacle of human evolution then this is the tee for you. Perfect for armchair football fans and those who get out there on the pitch alike! Who would have thought that kicking a pig’s bladder about could be so important…
This version of our Football Evolution t-shirt has been coloured especially for fans of the London club that plays in white...
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Have you ever wondered what people eat for breakfast in dystopian near-future Britain? From Artist Mathiole comes this design based on the unusual pairing of A Clockwork Orange and Childrens Cereal.
This design is licensed by the artist Mathiole and a commission from each sale goes directly to them. Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly in to the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash. Printed to order and normally dispatched in 1 working day. For postal services available, please select the delivery information tab. For sizing information please see our size guide below
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Pennywise the Dancing Clown uses the promise that we all float down here to lure George in to the sewers, and later to taunt Bill. This T-Shirt is inspired by Stephen King's It. Please note this is not an officially licensed product.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Jen may not have been too thrilled to be put in the IT department but she was definitely needed down there, Denholm was 100% right about Roy and Moss needing a manager, and about them being Standard Nerds. Please note this is not an officially licensed product.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Sybil Fawlty definitely has a unique laugh. In fact it's so unusual that on occasion Basil has had to reassure the guests of Fawlty Towers that there's nothing to be alarmed about. Please note this is not an officially licensed product.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Getting Manuel to understand can be a bit of an uphill battle. Not only is there the issue of the language barrier, but Basil definitely wasn't wrong when he called him a Nitwit. Please note this is not an officially licensed product.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Dan! ....Dan! ....Dan! ....Dan! ....Dan! ....Dan! ....DAN! ....DAN!DAN! DAN! DAN! DAN!....DAN! ....DAN! Oh, he's not seen me. I'll get him later.... DAAAAN! Showyour appreciation for the king ofchat and car park shouting with this!Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
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This is feedback: I sent these direct to my friend for his birthday, so I haven't see the T shirts but he is happy with them. Would it be possible to offer a service where the purchaser can send them as a gift to a friend and the bill is not included in the package?