Save the Neck for Me Clark T-Shirt
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Good old Cousin Eddie. Whenever Christmas seems to be going as badly as it could possibly be, Eddie is always there to deliver your kidnapped boss, wrapped in a ribbon.Show some love for Eddie with one of our favourite quotes: "Save the neck for me, Clark".
Printed with a distressed, vintage-look print. Part of our Christmas Slogan Collection
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Only When I'm Dancing Lyric Quote T-Shirt
£19.99
Distressed print of the lyrical quote: "Only when I'm dancing can I feel this free".Please note this is not official merchandise.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
When It's Raining Lyric Quote T-Shirt
£19.99
Distressed print of the lyrical quote: "Thunder only happens when it's raining".Please note this is not official merchandise.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
She Turned Me Into a Newt T-Shirt
£19.99
How do you know when someone's a witch?Well, it's a fairly clear indication when they turn you into a newt, even if you do subsequently get better.Remember though, if some naysayers challenge you on the whole witch thing you could always just see if she weighs the same as a duck...
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Worrying Works T-Shirt
£19.99
For anyone who says that there's no point in worrying about things, check out these statistics:Over 90% of the things I have spent time worrying about never actually happened.
Ergo: Worrying works!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
We Can Do It Hand Washing T-Shirt
from £19.99
If we're gonna beat this thing we're all gonna have to pull together and follow the advice given to us.
We can do it!
This tee features the classic wartime poster with a twist - she is holding a bar of soap.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Send Toilet Roll Video Conference T-Shirt
£19.99
Why interrupt your video meeting to ask if anyone has any spare loo roll when you can let your t-shirt do it for you? :)
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Visit Isla Nublar Mens & Womens T-Shirt
£19.99
Visit the delightful Isla Nublar from Jurassic Park! Be warned though, there is something seriously wrong with this place- as Michael Crichton wrote“There is a problem with that island. It is an accident waiting to happen.”
This design is licensed by the artist Mathiole and a commission from each sale goes directly to them. Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly in to the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Official Mathiole Enemies Mens & Womens T-Shirt
£19.99
Inspired by classic 90s TV show Friends - the next chapter perhaps?
This design is licensed by the artist Mathiole and a commission from each sale goes directly to them. Printed using the very latest in DTG printing technology where the ink pigment is placed directly in to the fabric of the shirt to give a high quality and soft finish that will last wash after wash.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Roxxon Industries T-Shirt
£19.99
For every hero theres a villain, and for every heroic organisation, there's an evil corporation! Show some love for the Roxxon Corporation with this tee featuring one of their many logos.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Schrodinger's Cat Yin And Yang Fitted Womens T-Shirt
£22.99
When it comes to of theoretical alive/dead cat-in-a-box experiments, Schrodinger was among the best. Perhaps even the greatest! If you are a big enthusiast of is-the-cat-dead-or-alive-or-both research that was never actually carried out then you probably love Schrodinger, and now you can show your appreciation for him and his cat that never existed with this awesome ladies Schrodinger logo t shirt. Has a Yin and Yang design at its centre made up of a live and a dead cat.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Nerd Geek Come To The Nerd Side Womens T-Shirt
£22.99
This classic nerd, geek, science women's t-shirt features a very nerdy Pi character with big black geeky glasses, huge eyebrows and braces, it has a funny slogan 'Come to the nerd side we have pi.' This is a super fun t-shirt for any math geek or science nerd wanting to join forces with the rest of the geeks in the world, and we all know it's very cool to be a geek these days.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Nerd Geek Science Never Trust An Atom T-Shirt for Women
£22.99
This fab science based women's t-shirt features the clever slogan 'Never trust an atom, they make up everything' in a distressed style hand drawn font with a little atom character making the o in atom. This is a great t-shirt for any fun humorous person that likes a laugh.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Picard Facepalm Womens Style T-Shirt
£22.99
This simple but very effective funny women's t-shirt is inspired by the epic facepalm by Jean Luc Picard from Star Trek, this illustrated version is hand drawn with that extra detail here at 8ball.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Geek I Know Html T-Shirt
£19.99
When it comes to impressing the ladies one thing works like no other - programming languages! Right? Well, maybe not, but this t-shirt features a funny slogan that tells us that 'HTML' is not just a programming term, it actually stands for How To Meet Ladies! Let the world know that you know How To Meet Ladies with this great 100% cotton t shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
118 Fancy Dress T-Shirt for Women
£22.99
Here's a great option for an quick and simple fancy dress costume. Or a great shirt for doing a fun run! The 118 adverts are one of the few that have become bigger than the company they advertised, becoming part of our culture. Become one of the 118 runners with this women's classic fit t shirt. Not an official product. Comedy 'tache not included!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Astronaut Sloth T-Shirt for Women
£22.99
It is a little known fact that Neil Armstrong was not actually the first creature to walk on the moon, it was this brave sloth! NASA have used sloths as pilots for their space programme in secret since the 1950's and the public are only now starting to learn of the extent to which sloths have contributed to the space race. Even the legendary Apollo 11 mission which took Neil and Buzz to the moon was in fact piloted by a crew of sloths, with the human passengers simply taking the glory upon their return home. It's time to show our love for those brave sloths with the right stuff, and with this ladies tee you can do just that.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Brothers And Sisters Top Sis T-Shirt
£19.99
This kids t-shirt features a 'Top Sis' design which is based on the winged motif from the eighties classic pilot film, Top Gun. This is a perfect tee for all those little sisters out there to show that their sister/brother thinks that they a a top sister! Also available is a 'Top Bro' tee so that they can both match! This is a 100% cotton kids t shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Brothers Rule T-Shirt
£19.99
This kids t-shirt is perfect for all those kids out there whose best friend is their brother! Has an image of a big brother and a little brother giving each other a high five, drawn in a childlike style. Also has the slogan "Brothers Rule" underneath and small text saying "Big Bro" and "Lil' Bro", with arrows pointing to the figures. This is a 100% cotton brothers rule t-shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Chill Penguin Childrens T-Shirt
£18.99
This kids t-shirt features an image of a penguin and has the slogan "Chill", which is covered in snow. This is a great tee whether your youngster is totally chilled, or just really needs to chill out! This is a kids 100% cotton Chill tshirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Dance Contest Winner T-Shirt
£19.99
This retro tee is a replica of a vintage style T-shirt back in the 70s. Its a red pre shrunk cotton tee with contrast arm and neck cuffs, and a red print. Get ready to bust some moves on the dance floor!
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Disgruntled Employee Of The Month T-Shirt
£19.99
Buy Funny & Slogan T-Shirts at 8Ball. Disgruntled Employee Of The Month T-Shirt. White T-Shirt with two colour screen print.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Golf Hows My Driving T-Shirt
£19.99
This funny golf tshirt fetaure sthe slogan "How's my driving? - call 1-800-golf-pro", with a silhouette of a golfer who has just teed off. This is a spoof of the "How's my driving" signs seen on the back of vans everywhere! This is a 100% cotton funny golf T shirt.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
Grandpa Knows Everything Kids T-Shirt
£18.99
This kids tee features the slogan "Dad knows a lot, but Grandpa knows everything". When you get to be Grandpa's age, you know just about all there is to know and now your little one will be able to remind eveyone of that with this great t-shirt! Or if you are a Grandpa yourself then what better present could there be for your grandchild than one that reminds everyone how clever you are! This is a 100% cotton kids tee.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
I'm A Fishing Grandad T-Shirt
£19.99
Featuring a distressed effect, one colour print of the slogan "I'm A Fishing Grandad, Like A Normal Grandad, Just Way More Awesome" and finished off with an illustration of a fish.Printed on 100% Cotton* Mens T Shirts using the latest in DTG technology. Usually dispatched within 24 to 48 hours. UK orders posted by first class Royal Mail. International orders by posted Priority AirMail. Please see the size guides for information on fit. All orders fall under our no-hassle 30 days returns period. *Ash Grey, Antique colours are 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Sustainability MessageAll 8Ball Originals garments are WRAP certified, REACH compliant, and Fair Labor Association accredited. They are printed in the UK using Oeka-Tex and GOTS-certified water-based inks.
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Amazing quality and fits well, whereas so many other t-shirt companies don't.
Zak
Don't Panic Hitcher T-Shirt
Great quality, fits well and a nice comfortable t shirt too.
Michelle
Mighty Micks Boxing Womens Style T-Shirt
Perfect. Exactly as i hoped. Very rapid service too.
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Brigade Rosse T-Shirt As Worn By Joe Strummer
Torch Forever Northern Soul T-Shirt
Great product, fast delivery! Perfect!
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Torch Forever Northern Soul T-Shirt As Worn By Noel Gallagher
In the loop
I liked the way you kept me in touch with the progress of the order, you kept me in the loop.
This is feedback: I sent these direct to my friend for his birthday, so I haven't see the T shirts but he is happy with them. Would it be possible to offer a service where the purchaser can send them as a gift to a friend and the bill is not included in the package?
Anthony Haddon
Brigade Rosse T-Shirt As Worn By Joe Strummer
Arnold is numerous uno
love it
Michael Farrelly
Numero Uno Ringer T-Shirt As Worn By Arnold Schwarzenegger
love it. cut the sleeves off love it
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Naked Cowboys T-Shirt As Worn By Sid Vicious
Recommended
Good quality tees. Quickly replaced one item (for a different size). All good.
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Hello Dave Fitted Womens T-Shirt